╚►A Boy Asks a girl in a Market: I Have Lost My GF Can u talk 2 Me for a Minute? . . Girl: Why? . . Boy : Coz Whenever i talk 2 Any Girl My GF finds Me..
╚► You know why Women starts with "W" Because all Questions start with "W" Who? Why? What? When? Which? Whom? Where? Wife?.
╚► UNIVERSAL TRUTH : When girls wear tight fittings, Neither they are Comfortable Nor Boys are comfortable. !!
╚►Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
╚► Funny but true fact: Relationship between lovers in today's age :- "You can touch each other., but u cannot touch each others mobile.!
╚► Why do Women put on weight after Losing Virginity..? Bcoz every Banana contains 108 Calories!.
╚► Lyf's lyk FACEBOOK... People LIKE ur problems COMMENT on it but no one solve them Bcoz every1 seems so buzy in updating their STATUS...
╚►"Change cannot be given to you everytime.." "You only Must Bring the Change..." . . . . . . . Great lines said by.. . . . . . . Mr. Bittu Bus Conductor. Now READ AGAIN.......... :
╚► A FAct : '' A girl Will always forgive and forget But she will never let you forget that she had forgive and forgot"...
╚► GIRL before marriage looks like Brbie doll, After merriage Beautiful doll, after one year Nice doll, after two years only doll, after three years PANADOL.
╚► Diff b/w Friend and Lover: . U can tell ur friend . 'U r my Best Frnd' . But . Do u hav courage to tell ur Lover. . "U r my Best Lover" . . "Trying is injurious 2 Health"
╚► The 5 Toughest Questions Women Ask 1."What are you thinking?"
2."Do you love me?"
3."Do I look fat?"
4."Do you think she is prettier than me?"
5."What would you do if I died?"
╚►DOUBLE HEART ATTACK... MESSAGE BY A GIRL...
1st msg - lets break up now,its all over...
2nd msg - sorry,sorry!! that ws nt 4 u....
