UKEME BASSEY welcomes all TUSKITE back on campus! Wishing us all a successful academic and SOCIALLY fun-filled semester.
May God crown all your effort with SUCCESS.
WELCOME BACK!
:::::SOCIALITY 2012::::::
Monday, July 18, 2011
Wednesday, July 13, 2011
LAUGH IT OUT!
╚►A Boy Asks a girl in a Market: I Have Lost My GF Can u talk 2 Me for a Minute? . . Girl: Why? . . Boy : Coz Whenever i talk 2 Any Girl My GF finds Me..
╚► You know why Women starts with "W" Because all Questions start with "W" Who? Why? What? When? Which? Whom? Where? Wife?.
╚► UNIVERSAL TRUTH : When girls wear tight fittings, Neither they are Comfortable Nor Boys are comfortable. !!
╚►Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
╚► Funny but true fact: Relationship between lovers in today's age :- "You can touch each other., but u cannot touch each others mobile.!
╚► Why do Women put on weight after Losing Virginity..? Bcoz every Banana contains 108 Calories!.
╚► Lyf's lyk FACEBOOK... People LIKE ur problems COMMENT on it but no one solve them Bcoz every1 seems so buzy in updating their STATUS...
╚►"Change cannot be given to you everytime.." "You only Must Bring the Change..." . . . . . . . Great lines said by.. . . . . . . Mr. Bittu Bus Conductor. Now READ AGAIN.......... :
╚► A FAct : '' A girl Will always forgive and forget But she will never let you forget that she had forgive and forgot"...
╚► GIRL before marriage looks like Brbie doll, After merriage Beautiful doll, after one year Nice doll, after two years only doll, after three years PANADOL.
╚► Diff b/w Friend and Lover: . U can tell ur friend . 'U r my Best Frnd' . But . Do u hav courage to tell ur Lover. . "U r my Best Lover" . . "Trying is injurious 2 Health"
╚► The 5 Toughest Questions Women Ask 1."What are you thinking?"
2."Do you love me?"
3."Do I look fat?"
4."Do you think she is prettier than me?"
5."What would you do if I died?"
╚►DOUBLE HEART ATTACK... MESSAGE BY A GIRL...
1st msg - lets break up now,its all over...
2nd msg - sorry,sorry!! that ws nt 4 u....
╚► You know why Women starts with "W" Because all Questions start with "W" Who? Why? What? When? Which? Whom? Where? Wife?.
╚► UNIVERSAL TRUTH : When girls wear tight fittings, Neither they are Comfortable Nor Boys are comfortable. !!
╚►Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
╚► Funny but true fact: Relationship between lovers in today's age :- "You can touch each other., but u cannot touch each others mobile.!
╚► Why do Women put on weight after Losing Virginity..? Bcoz every Banana contains 108 Calories!.
╚► Lyf's lyk FACEBOOK... People LIKE ur problems COMMENT on it but no one solve them Bcoz every1 seems so buzy in updating their STATUS...
╚►"Change cannot be given to you everytime.." "You only Must Bring the Change..." . . . . . . . Great lines said by.. . . . . . . Mr. Bittu Bus Conductor. Now READ AGAIN.......... :
╚► A FAct : '' A girl Will always forgive and forget But she will never let you forget that she had forgive and forgot"...
╚► GIRL before marriage looks like Brbie doll, After merriage Beautiful doll, after one year Nice doll, after two years only doll, after three years PANADOL.
╚► Diff b/w Friend and Lover: . U can tell ur friend . 'U r my Best Frnd' . But . Do u hav courage to tell ur Lover. . "U r my Best Lover" . . "Trying is injurious 2 Health"
╚► The 5 Toughest Questions Women Ask 1."What are you thinking?"
2."Do you love me?"
3."Do I look fat?"
4."Do you think she is prettier than me?"
5."What would you do if I died?"
╚►DOUBLE HEART ATTACK... MESSAGE BY A GIRL...
1st msg - lets break up now,its all over...
2nd msg - sorry,sorry!! that ws nt 4 u....
Welcome on board!
Welcome on board to the official blog for SOCIALITY 2012. An initiative of Ukeme Bassey.
Hold on, while we work on this blog!
Hold on, while we work on this blog!
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